In a shocking turn of events Monday, Jeff Bezos was unmasked as the syphilitic-nosed Lord of the Skeksis.
Strap in, ladies and gentlemen, because this week’s episode is safety-rails-off-pile-of-bananas-on-top-of-bananas-bananas! Whoa. Whoa. So, okay, the theory, here, is that there was an alien spacecraft crash in Freiburg, Germany, just at the beginning of the Nazi-era in Germany. (Total aside:… Read More ›
How latest season of Stranger Things reflects the times we’re in.
Joe: Wormholes! Stargates! Magic talismans that open stargates! I feel like, watching this episode, that earthquakes are not really earthquakes. Instead, they’re old stargates rumbling with pent up energy, or wormholes opening down beneath the layers of sedimentary rock, where… Read More ›