Listified: Books for Americans who Read

Happy Fourth of July!

1984: Is this the one with Facebook, or where they burn books?

Fahrenheit 451: Read it now on Hulu.

Feed: Just like Google Glasses, they make you look stupid.

The Judgment: You have the right to a court appointed attorney.

The Hunger Games: It’s best to pretend nothing is happening on the border.

Divergent: We’re all a little racist.

The Giver: None of you really get me.

A Handmaid’s Tale: Women for Trump.

Animal Farm: Socialist petting zoo.

Harrison Bergeron: Capitalist fairy tale.

*Ayn Rand: Merica.

*technically not a book. 

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